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Calling all kids who love God, like to have fun, share jokes, tell stories, and use your life to impact the world! You're never too young to be a world changer and history maker!

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Kidz Destined To Change The World!

You're never too young to be a world changer and history maker! This is a great place to connect with other kids who love to laugh, tell jokes, be silly, and to share great ideas on how to raise money, touch lives, and be different! We are the voice of a new generation!

Now, let's make each other laugh. Tell us a joke that is clean and funny for the whole family. Just put it in the comment box below or start a discussion. I am ready to laugh.....are you?

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Joke Of The Week!

Started by Payton Cole. Last reply by Payton Cole Aug 14, 2009. 2 Replies

Something you didn't know.

Started by Donna Wuerch. Last reply by Payton Cole Jun 14, 2008. 2 Replies

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Comment by Gabriella on August 14, 2009 at 1:26pm
Why did the lady put make-up on her forhead?



Answer: Because she was trying to make up her mind!
Comment by Gabriella on August 14, 2009 at 1:25pm
Those are funny Bubba. Here is one:

Why did the elephant have to go back home when he went on vacation?



Answer: Because he left his trunk!
Comment by Payton Cole on August 14, 2009 at 12:47pm
Why did the M&M go to school?



answer: He wanted to become a smartie.
Comment by Payton Cole on August 14, 2009 at 12:43pm
Why did the child bring a ladder to school?



Answer: He wanted to get to High School
Comment by Payton Cole on August 14, 2009 at 12:43pm
What is red and green and spins around 1,000 miles per hour?




Answer: A frog in a blender
Comment by Denise Gerrich on July 15, 2009 at 2:00pm
Hello EMkidz,

I hope you are all enjoying your summer!!!

Joke:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Comment by Heather Rogers on May 12, 2009 at 12:37pm
Hi EMkids!

We look forward to all of the funny jokes and activities that we will have together this summer!

Joke:

A man went to a hotel on Friday. He left 3 days later and made it home on the same Friday. How is that possible?


Answer: His Horse was named Friday.
Comment by Payton Cole on October 17, 2008 at 2:00pm
What is fast but small ?





A valsarapter
Comment by Payton Cole on July 4, 2008 at 11:32pm
What did the pen say to the pencil?

A: You look sharp today!
Comment by Donna Wuerch on June 14, 2008 at 8:51pm
Hi Funny Cole.....who loves fishing so much! Here's a funny poem for you!
Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,
She stepped in lamb poop.

Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho!
 

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